Sunday, February 28, 2010

Friday, February 26, 2010

Overheard at Calarts

Girl sporting what appears to be an inverted bleached mullet (big long party on the top, buzzed everywhere else) gently explains to her friend: "VAGINA ANGRY"

Thursday, February 25, 2010

ANNOUNCEMENT: CATS VS LIZARDS


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i mean, i miss you.

Hey Buster, what you doing Friday.

Dear Buster,
I couldn't help but notice that you're looking pretty good since I brushed your belly.


How To Put The Spark Back Into Your Relationship With Your Cat

no. just, no.

http://gawker.com/5480296/ladies-leave-your-vajazzler-at-home

Because now you can bedazzle your vagina. I can't even blame this on them mens. What man would want this? It sounds, um, painful. Seems more likely an idea that occurred to women who loved their Sparkle Princess My Little Pony collection too much and then grew up to smoke way too much weed.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Monday, February 22, 2010

#1


Go Back Diet and Weight Loss Forums > Weight Loss and Fitness Challenge > Weight Loss Challenge
Wildcat's Cougars forum #1!!!!
Wildcat's Cougars forum #1!!!!

ALLLL RIGGGHHHHTTTT!!!
It's on!!
Changing the format, but this is the Cougars serious forum, so Panthers beware!!
Cougars, post your progress here, and there will be helpful infor for you!!

Let's ROAR!!

WHOO HOOO NEW HOME! Well second/first home....yah for the cats!!! I have twp homes. I'm a bigamist!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

well then!

since christine beat me to the punch and already posted about those poor ball-less bastards in the superbowl ads, here's another jackass snow video.

You guys heard about that snow coming up?

Be prepared for anything with
DR. JESSICA'S CUP-O-SNOW

Monday, February 8, 2010

I have been sucking

TOP FOUR OFFENSIVE THINGS ON TV LAST NIGHT

Thanks, TIME Magazine for helping me remember my burning rage from last night:

Women suck, don't they? Like really. Good thing I can drive a Dodge to make up for how much women suck:


I like the tires on my car, more than I like my spouse. I hope they kill her:


Aren't women annoying with their desire to TALK about BOOKS. But if they have Bud Light.....:


I wish there was more PORN during my football commercials:

Saturday, February 6, 2010

DEAR CHRISTINE

I am so happy for you!
Is he Caucasian?

Love,

Mom

Thursday, February 4, 2010

I HAVE REALLY GOOD GOSSIP



but no one to tell it to that would be interested...

sigh...

I guess I'll just suck it up and take this secret to my grave.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

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Then you should try: NAIL POLISH

"Because you're going to have to take it off eventually."

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