but, guys, why don't you want to go on vacation with me?

so, first we borrow a car. then we drive to this cabin my friend's aunt has in the middle of the woods. why, yes, the electricity does go out regularly there. how did you know? i think it would probably make sense to invite our particularly emotionally-disturbed ex-boyfriends. and maybe make friends with that hunchbacked caretaker over there. c'mon guys, doesn't that sound fun? guys? guys?