Wednesday, March 24, 2010

OH JESUS

[PETA] reached out to [OCTOMOM] Suleman after hearing that the mother of 14 (that's her one-year-old octuplets plus her 6 older children) might be facing foreclosure. They are offering an "undisclosed sum" to go towards a $450,000 balloon payment that's over two weeks late--if Suleman will post a sign in her yard riffing on her own motherhood. The sign would read: "Don't Let Your Dog or Cat Become an Octomom. Always Spay or Neuter."

According to PETA, Suleman's lawyer is "considering the offer."


AMURKA!

2 comments:

  1. shit. maybe they'll pay my student loans, if i play my cards right.
    how many babies do you think we could all spawn if we pooled our resources?
    or maybe we should start a dog fighting ring where we just fight each other.
    i'm open to other ideas.

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  2. And I saw a $5k reward for reporting dog fighting! Oh yes, we could alllll be wildly rich!

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