the truth is...

the theme of this blog is actually just "friend's heads on dog's bodies."

Nuff Said

I think this photo adequately represents my reasoning for why it's good to have a testicle-free zone.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

upping the slash quotent

In a world where one man is also one wolf surrounded by bees. Upon bees. With other bees there. And then: more bees in a pack of wolf-shaped knives and bees...In that world, Adrian Grenier is...Russell Dupine.

this is everything we want ever

AGENT JAKE SPACER.

I was sober when I did this

THE LAST IMPORTANT THING

you will ever hear.

it is never too soon

Men?
hatin' on them mens
lovin' on them mens

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F.T.R. (for the record)

Just in time for not even remotely time for Valentine's Day, Gawker (or, excuse me, angelenos. Defamer) is being very helpful and relevant on the topic of love.

"If a woman tries to hit on a man with a girlfriend it is the role of the other females present to let her know that he man has a girlfriend and let her know that further action will be breaking the Great Don't Mess With My Man Accord of 1874 and that subsequent action will cause her to be punished under the Cut A Bitch Act of 1912."
REALWORLD: THE MALE/FEMALE EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION

and
"They can't hang out because they have to finish a chapter of their novel. They can't stay over because they have to wake up early and run 10 miles before finishing a chapter of their novel. They can't get it up because they're thinking about the chapter of the novel they have to finish."
THE LITERARY MANBOYS OF NEW YORK CITY

Also I need to learn better time management skills. Nothing else to report.

Cross Pollinatin'

If mermaid boobies don't say femininity, I don't know what does.

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"A woman can do all the things that women naturally do and she can do most things a man can do also. A woman can keep a house looking like something out of House Beautiful, a woman can make a delicious meal from leftovers, a woman can create life. A woman can plow the north 40, hot coat the roof, milk the cows, come in, take a bath, and be ready for a night on the town. Men can't even put a dish in the sink."

-ivillage.com

The Best Thing About Being A Woman?

Is this according to google:

PARTY TRICK (STOLEN)

basically this blog is just me putting my friend's faces on dog's bodies. COUGARTOWNE.

Everything about this is wrong

NO THIS IS NOT OKAY

LOOK AT US

Culture has changed and the green one

paul loves nelson mandela.

an early birthday gif from dear paul

CougarTowne is all like, I don't know if I want to have sex with that guy, but Billy Collins is all like you should totally have sex with that guy.

fuck you google.

I just like a nice clean hole.

welcome to cougartowne. this week we have c.k.j. mirov, doing a teen werewolf adult puppet show, and anne carson, talking about the role of cougars (gorgons) in ancient greek poetries. that obnoxious "hmmmm..." noise will follow each performance.

the event will close with a reception in the naked sorority activia pillow fight room. small eatings on pillows will be delivered to your mouth by boys dipped in gold and studded with bacon chocolate diamonds.

also there will be cunnilingus.

thank you for your brief attention: