sexual harassment cake

attention: necessary information for your life (especially you, sharmi)

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i'm just going to go ahead and age gracefully

Due to popular request

BEST BOOK COVER EVER

an apology for every previous post i have posted today (except for the sex rehab clinic one)

how's that sex rehab clinic working out for you?

but, guys, why don't you want to go on vacation with me?

so, first we borrow a car. then we drive to this cabin my friend's aunt has in the middle of the woods. why, yes, the electricity does go out regularly there. how did you know? i think it would probably make sense to invite our particularly emotionally-disturbed ex-boyfriends. and maybe make friends with that hunchbacked caretaker over there. c'mon guys, doesn't that sound fun? guys? guys?

oh, hello there, zoology degree. you would also have been a waste of my money

no. just, no.

http://gawker.com/5480296/ladies-leave-your-vajazzler-at-home

Because now you can bedazzle your vagina. I can't even blame this on them mens. What man would want this? It sounds, um, painful. Seems more likely an idea that occurred to women who loved their Sparkle Princess My Little Pony collection too much and then grew up to smoke way too much weed.

upping the slash quotent

In a world where one man is also one wolf surrounded by bees. Upon bees. With other bees there. And then: more bees in a pack of wolf-shaped knives and bees...In that world, Adrian Grenier is...Russell Dupine.

this is everything we want ever

AGENT JAKE SPACER.

Everything about this is wrong