things bacon should not do

this cake makes me actively uncomfortable

sexual harassment cake

REAL WOMEN

better get yourself some of that CREAM CHEESE Y'ALL.

attention: necessary information for your life (especially you, sharmi)

http://instantmagick.com/Vamps_Oct08.php

i'm just going to go ahead and age gracefully

We can be heroes.

Just a little pick me up.
2:40

OH JESUS

[PETA] reached out to [OCTOMOM] Suleman after hearing that the mother of 14 (that's her one-year-old octuplets plus her 6 older children) might be facing foreclosure. They are offering an "undisclosed sum" to go towards a $450,000 balloon payment that's over two weeks late--if Suleman will post a sign in her yard riffing on her own motherhood. The sign would read: "Don't Let Your Dog or Cat Become an Octomom. Always Spay or Neuter."

According to PETA, Suleman's lawyer is "considering the offer."

AMURKA!

I like your style, Ms. Prophet.

I would like to make an induction into the CougarClub: Elizabth Clare Prophet

damn, girl.

Oh, damn girl.

Due to popular request

BEST BOOK COVER EVER

I'm going to go ahead and say this

This is the worst book cover ever made ever.

Serious

Why did you leave us Lucille Clifton?

Yup

You know what I hate?

I know how i feel about this, though

I don't know what to do with this

TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME MISTER

don't click on this. really.

And taking it all the way to the end

The computer graphics in this are really good.

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Just so you know, I would never let a pony drive. Unless it were a pegacorn. And even then I'd ask to see a valid driver's license.

Dear Kate

It's really easy to do this.

Also, I like this better without sound.

why is this happening

I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING.

MANIFESTO

FEMINISM/CREEPY ANIMAL MORPHING



(always creepy)

ALSO, ANNOUNCING OUR BROTHER SITE, WEINERTOWNE (MORE LIKE WHINERTOWNE HAHAHA MEN)

LET THIS BE A WARNING TO YOU

oooh gross.

PARTY TRICK NOT REAL