No one understands me like you do

I was recently on a very long airplane flight. The child behind me was screaming and my iPod ran out of batteries. There wasn't a movie on flight unless you paid a lot of money, so I just watched a million movie trailers. Interesting story, you might say. But these are all the same movie.

TOP TEN SAME MOVIE

1) Best City Girl moves to the country to live with Seinfield's Puddy and gets poor cell phone reception and is mad but then finds herself with the help of a horse: Flicka 2.

Girl: You can't tell me what to do.
Puddy: I am your father.
Girl: I don't even know you.

2) Best Miley Cyrus has a really creepy low voice and her dad is Greg Kinnear and she rolls her eyes when he doesn't know she's a vegetarian but then they have some uncomfortable conversation about boys: The Last Song


Miley Cyrus' Mom: When did you become so mellow.
Greg Kinnear: As soon as I got out of New York City.
Both smile.

3) Best what the hell is happening: Free Willy 4.



Seriously, what the hell.