TOP FOUR OFFENSIVE THINGS ON TV LAST NIGHT

Thanks, TIME Magazine for helping me remember my burning rage from last night:

Women suck, don't they? Like really. Good thing I can drive a Dodge to make up for how much women suck:


I like the tires on my car, more than I like my spouse. I hope they kill her:


Aren't women annoying with their desire to TALK about BOOKS. But if they have Bud Light.....:


I wish there was more PORN during my football commercials: