No one understands me like you do

I was recently on a very long airplane flight. The child behind me was screaming and my iPod ran out of batteries. There wasn't a movie on flight unless you paid a lot of money, so I just watched a million movie trailers. Interesting story, you might say. But these are all the same movie.

TOP TEN SAME MOVIE

1) Best City Girl moves to the country to live with Seinfield's Puddy and gets poor cell phone reception and is mad but then finds herself with the help of a horse: Flicka 2.

Girl: You can't tell me what to do.
Puddy: I am your father.
Girl: I don't even know you.

2) Best Miley Cyrus has a really creepy low voice and her dad is Greg Kinnear and she rolls her eyes when he doesn't know she's a vegetarian but then they have some uncomfortable conversation about boys: The Last Song


Miley Cyrus' Mom: When did you become so mellow.
Greg Kinnear: As soon as I got out of New York City.
Both smile.

3) Best what the hell is happening: Free Willy 4.



Seriously, what the hell.

Skeletor

I'm not sure if I heartily approve of this or dislike it intensely. I'm leaning toward dislike intensely...

Why God, Why

Inferno

AH she's so cool

Fuckin' Limeys

Well what do we have over here? A little garden sculpture. Let's go in for a closer look.



OH GOD! OH GOD! Why do you need a hat plant man? Why do you need a hat??

w.o.

Vagina Dentata Realized

South African doctor invents 'anti-rape' condom

Dr Ehlers demonstrates the 'Rape-aXe'

A South African doctor has invented a device that she says will help reduce the number of rapes and ensure that culprits are caught.

Dr Sonnette Ehlers spent 40 years and over 1m rand ($135,000) developing the Rape-aXe, a female condom with 'teeth'.

The woman inserts the latex condom like a tampon. Jagged rows of teeth-like hooks line its inside and attach on a man's penis during penetration, Ehlers said.

Once it lodges, only a doctor can remove it -- a procedure Ehlers hopes will be done with authorities on standby to make an arrest.

Critics have accused her of developing a medieval device to fight rape.

"Yes, my device may be a medieval, but it's for a medieval deed that has been around for decades," she said. "I believe something's got to be done ... and this will make some men rethink before they assault a woman."

Ehlers planned to distribute 30,000 free devices under supervision during the World Cup period. She sold her house and car to fund the project.

According to Human Rights Watch, South Africa has one of the highest rates of rape in the world.