an apology for every previous post i have posted today (except for the sex rehab clinic one)

how's that sex rehab clinic working out for you?

but, guys, why don't you want to go on vacation with me?

so, first we borrow a car. then we drive to this cabin my friend's aunt has in the middle of the woods. why, yes, the electricity does go out regularly there. how did you know? i think it would probably make sense to invite our particularly emotionally-disturbed ex-boyfriends. and maybe make friends with that hunchbacked caretaker over there. c'mon guys, doesn't that sound fun? guys? guys?

oh, hello there, zoology degree. you would also have been a waste of my money

ANNOUNCEMENT: ALAIN DELON

Overheard at Calarts

Girl sporting what appears to be an inverted bleached mullet (big long party on the top, buzzed everywhere else) gently explains to her friend: "VAGINA ANGRY"

ANNOUNCEMENT: CATS VS LIZARDS

i mean, i miss you.