Just in time for not even remotely time for Valentine's Day, Gawker (or, excuse me, angelenos. Defamer) is being very helpful and relevant on the topic of love.
"If a woman tries to hit on a man with a girlfriend it is the role of the other females present to let her know that he man has a girlfriend and let her know that further action will be breaking the Great Don't Mess With My Man Accord of 1874 and that subsequent action will cause her to be punished under the Cut A Bitch Act of 1912."
REALWORLD: THE MALE/FEMALE EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION
and
"They can't hang out because they have to finish a chapter of their novel. They can't stay over because they have to wake up early and run 10 miles before finishing a chapter of their novel. They can't get it up because they're thinking about the chapter of the novel they have to finish."
THE LITERARY MANBOYS OF NEW YORK CITY
Also I need to learn better time management skills. Nothing else to report.
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