Tuesday, January 19, 2010

I just like a nice clean hole.

welcome to cougartowne. this week we have c.k.j. mirov, doing a teen werewolf adult puppet show, and anne carson, talking about the role of cougars (gorgons) in ancient greek poetries. that obnoxious "hmmmm..." noise will follow each performance.

the event will close with a reception in the naked sorority activia pillow fight room. small eatings on pillows will be delivered to your mouth by boys dipped in gold and studded with bacon chocolate diamonds.

also there will be cunnilingus.

thank you for your brief attention:

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