I just...yeah

AHHH

This likely means far more to all of you than it does to me.

Banana Split Cat Ingesting Banana

The last image is glorious

Cougartown via COUGARTOWNE

I am also feeling a little angry right now and this is helping.

Los Angeles is Effed

SMILING TEETH MONTAGE

Jessica basically has to start smoking these, and only these, cigarettes.

Tell it, John Waters

If Jessica and Nick haven't been drawing inspiration from this video, I'm gonna freak

Quaaludes + Paula Deen

Lemme get a piece of that Me-Cake

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Apparently you can't go to Hawai'i either...

I considered not posting this but...I couldn't help myself

Cathy's going down

The Cathy comic strip is coming to an end after 34 years...sad day

I think more chortling should be involved

"I hate poetry! I hate it! I don't even really write it! Now listen to the poetry I 'write' and don't care about that gets published!"

No one understands me like you do

I was recently on a very long airplane flight. The child behind me was screaming and my iPod ran out of batteries. There wasn't a movie on flight unless you paid a lot of money, so I just watched a million movie trailers. Interesting story, you might say. But these are all the same movie.

TOP TEN SAME MOVIE

1) Best City Girl moves to the country to live with Seinfield's Puddy and gets poor cell phone reception and is mad but then finds herself with the help of a horse: Flicka 2.

Girl: You can't tell me what to do.
Puddy: I am your father.
Girl: I don't even know you.

2) Best Miley Cyrus has a really creepy low voice and her dad is Greg Kinnear and she rolls her eyes when he doesn't know she's a vegetarian but then they have some uncomfortable conversation about boys: The Last Song


Miley Cyrus' Mom: When did you become so mellow.
Greg Kinnear: As soon as I got out of New York City.
Both smile.

3) Best what the hell is happening: Free Willy 4.



Seriously, what the hell.

Skeletor

I'm not sure if I heartily approve of this or dislike it intensely. I'm leaning toward dislike intensely...

Why God, Why

Inferno

AH she's so cool

Fuckin' Limeys

Well what do we have over here? A little garden sculpture. Let's go in for a closer look.



OH GOD! OH GOD! Why do you need a hat plant man? Why do you need a hat??

w.o.

Vagina Dentata Realized

South African doctor invents 'anti-rape' condom

Dr Ehlers demonstrates the 'Rape-aXe'

A South African doctor has invented a device that she says will help reduce the number of rapes and ensure that culprits are caught.

Dr Sonnette Ehlers spent 40 years and over 1m rand ($135,000) developing the Rape-aXe, a female condom with 'teeth'.

The woman inserts the latex condom like a tampon. Jagged rows of teeth-like hooks line its inside and attach on a man's penis during penetration, Ehlers said.

Once it lodges, only a doctor can remove it -- a procedure Ehlers hopes will be done with authorities on standby to make an arrest.

Critics have accused her of developing a medieval device to fight rape.

"Yes, my device may be a medieval, but it's for a medieval deed that has been around for decades," she said. "I believe something's got to be done ... and this will make some men rethink before they assault a woman."

Ehlers planned to distribute 30,000 free devices under supervision during the World Cup period. She sold her house and car to fund the project.

According to Human Rights Watch, South Africa has one of the highest rates of rape in the world.

JE SUIS!!!

...

This guy is officially a turd

Robert Samuel Snyderman, a 23-year-old poet from Brooklyn will write for cash. Mr. Snyderman, who is heading to Brown University to study poetry in the fall, began working as a street poet two years ago in Tompkins Square Park. Despite his donations-only rate, he has been living off his on-the-spot words since May.

Did he just watch "Before Sunrise" or something?

AAAH AAAAH AAAAH OH MY GOD

look who's movin' into cougartowne.

Jackalope Hot Sauce Drinker Thingy

I found this today and it made me happy
I'm sensing a Halloween costume

Big ol' bag of trouble

Jitterbug

Just another day at the Ascot Racecourse on lady day.

BETTER GET THAT FACEBOOK GOLD

IF YOU WANT IT TAKE IT

Economy

I found this under a section on a website dubbed "depressing fortune teller cards." Seriously.

Why hello there

Whoopes!

Hey Jessica

here are those awesome shoes you wanted

Well that's the end of that chapter

The Octomom got $5,000 and a bunch of veggie burgers for putting this on her lawn:


I just hope that's a monthly fee.

DEAR DARNEL.

this one's for you. DIRTYDIANA *WINK WINK*

ZENERGY JUMBO GIRAFFE JACKET

zumbo.

is about the sex.

Here is your lovely newborn boy!

Wait a sekun lemme get my BBerry so I can take a pitchur of jr.

Holy Moses

A guy had his dick bitten by this:

and it made international news!!

100 Posts, Bitches

H

Check out Burnside's sideburns...

Pretty Much

I feel like this was me and Jessica all the time whenever we got drunk together

What you have to look forward to after giving birth

Your progeny hating you and not even trying to hide it

BAGELS AND BREAKFAST

A shout out for the J-Mad

BOOBQUAKE

Finally, legitimate cleavage shots in my daily news; Now! with earthquake causing powers!

WHEN YOU'RE OUT ON THE TOWN AND EVERYTHING'S JUST ZAYLOR.

EDIT: JESUS I JUST WATCHED IT. THAT'S HORRIBLE.

zaylor cloud buster.

someone's coming out of the zaylor closet.



"WHOSE THIS SONG BY"
"ZAYLOR"

oh, honey...no.

WE REPRESENT ALL WOMEN. SKINNY AND...

4:00


top five drawing down the moon.

2) SOMEBODY'S got a case of the ol' English Face


3)like it or not



4)introducing shannon avalon


5)

SOMEBODY has never met my Aunt Olga

"Need a vacation, gentlemen? This website offers "introductions" to Czech women, proudly describing them as "NON-Feminist, very healthy and interested in the outdoors and most sports."

AND.

"It's not an accident the DONALD TRUMP married a Czech woman for his first wife and a Slovakian woman for his current wife. He did not marry a Russian or Ukrainian, showing his good taste and quality judgement [sic] in women."

"Women are like milk" via Jezebel.

Now That We're Back From Denver

i'm not even going to go into the sapphic undertones in this.

"WHICH WOMAN ARE YOU GOING TO BE?!?"



maybe it's just me

This came up when I Google image searched "woman"

things bacon should not do

this cake makes me actively uncomfortable

sexual harassment cake

REAL WOMEN

better get yourself some of that CREAM CHEESE Y'ALL.

attention: necessary information for your life (especially you, sharmi)

http://instantmagick.com/Vamps_Oct08.php

i'm just going to go ahead and age gracefully

We can be heroes.

Just a little pick me up.
2:40

OH JESUS

[PETA] reached out to [OCTOMOM] Suleman after hearing that the mother of 14 (that's her one-year-old octuplets plus her 6 older children) might be facing foreclosure. They are offering an "undisclosed sum" to go towards a $450,000 balloon payment that's over two weeks late--if Suleman will post a sign in her yard riffing on her own motherhood. The sign would read: "Don't Let Your Dog or Cat Become an Octomom. Always Spay or Neuter."

According to PETA, Suleman's lawyer is "considering the offer."

AMURKA!

I like your style, Ms. Prophet.

I would like to make an induction into the CougarClub: Elizabth Clare Prophet

damn, girl.

Oh, damn girl.

Due to popular request

BEST BOOK COVER EVER

I'm going to go ahead and say this

This is the worst book cover ever made ever.

Serious

Why did you leave us Lucille Clifton?

Yup

You know what I hate?

I know how i feel about this, though

I don't know what to do with this

TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME MISTER

don't click on this. really.

And taking it all the way to the end

The computer graphics in this are really good.

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Just so you know, I would never let a pony drive. Unless it were a pegacorn. And even then I'd ask to see a valid driver's license.

Dear Kate

It's really easy to do this.

Also, I like this better without sound.

why is this happening

I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING.