an apology for every previous post i have posted today (except for the sex rehab clinic one)

how's that sex rehab clinic working out for you?

but, guys, why don't you want to go on vacation with me?

so, first we borrow a car. then we drive to this cabin my friend's aunt has in the middle of the woods. why, yes, the electricity does go out regularly there. how did you know? i think it would probably make sense to invite our particularly emotionally-disturbed ex-boyfriends. and maybe make friends with that hunchbacked caretaker over there. c'mon guys, doesn't that sound fun? guys? guys?

oh, hello there, zoology degree. you would also have been a waste of my money

ANNOUNCEMENT: ALAIN DELON

Overheard at Calarts

Girl sporting what appears to be an inverted bleached mullet (big long party on the top, buzzed everywhere else) gently explains to her friend: "VAGINA ANGRY"

ANNOUNCEMENT: CATS VS LIZARDS

i mean, i miss you.

Hey Buster, what you doing Friday.

Dear Buster,
I couldn't help but notice that you're looking pretty good since I brushed your belly.


How To Put The Spark Back Into Your Relationship With Your Cat

no. just, no.

http://gawker.com/5480296/ladies-leave-your-vajazzler-at-home

Because now you can bedazzle your vagina. I can't even blame this on them mens. What man would want this? It sounds, um, painful. Seems more likely an idea that occurred to women who loved their Sparkle Princess My Little Pony collection too much and then grew up to smoke way too much weed.

Final Uterus

And this one is a doozy

#1

Go Back Diet and Weight Loss Forums > Weight Loss and Fitness Challenge > Weight Loss Challenge
Wildcat's Cougars forum #1!!!!
Wildcat's Cougars forum #1!!!!

ALLLL RIGGGHHHHTTTT!!!
It's on!!
Changing the format, but this is the Cougars serious forum, so Panthers beware!!
Cougars, post your progress here, and there will be helpful infor for you!!

Let's ROAR!!

WHOO HOOO NEW HOME! Well second/first home....yah for the cats!!! I have twp homes. I'm a bigamist!

BECAUSE KATE ASKED SHARMI

Flaunt it ladies!

Lamb Chop

I've always depended on the kindness of strangers

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"YOU'RE A WOMAN NOW."




definitely, definitely, a woman now.


GOOOOOOOOOSH

**~~~Let's Get Feminine!!!!!!!~~~**

BEFORE THERE WAS ANYTHING...

There was this video.

WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER HERO

or, waiting for a phone interview on a snow day.

well then!

since christine beat me to the punch and already posted about those poor ball-less bastards in the superbowl ads, here's another jackass snow video.

You guys heard about that snow coming up?

Be prepared for anything with
DR. JESSICA'S CUP-O-SNOW

I have been sucking

TOP FOUR OFFENSIVE THINGS ON TV LAST NIGHT

Thanks, TIME Magazine for helping me remember my burning rage from last night:

Women suck, don't they? Like really. Good thing I can drive a Dodge to make up for how much women suck:


I like the tires on my car, more than I like my spouse. I hope they kill her:


Aren't women annoying with their desire to TALK about BOOKS. But if they have Bud Light.....:


I wish there was more PORN during my football commercials:

DEAR CHRISTINE

I am so happy for you!
Is he Caucasian?

Love,

Mom

I HAVE REALLY GOOD GOSSIP

but no one to tell it to that would be interested...

sigh...

I guess I'll just suck it up and take this secret to my grave.

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a little sloppy

some wear it better than others

INTRODUCING: MARMOLITA



(serious respect)

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